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"And informed her I'm not really into girls." [Jul. 29th, 2010|01:09 am]
Emo Kid Sid
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This is something I've just kind of been thinking about during the day.

It works better, more fluidly, in my head.

And I still feel really awkward about writing Mishka/Levi porn. But I guess there's only one way to get over that, and that's to actually do it.

I've been drinking, and I'm sleepy right now, so we'll see how far I actually get. But I want to try and get this out, if just for me and my own strange, strange piece of mind.

It's AU, btw. Really more like AAU, or even AAAU.

"Where've you been?"

"Your mother and your Aunt Tosha thought I would like to go out on a date with your cousin Stasja. I've been texting you all day to get me the hell out of it. Don't tell me you didn't know."

"Oh?" Mikhail looked at his cell phone, and feigned an expression of surprise. "Oh! Is that what all these messages were about?"

"You bastard. You thought this was funny?"

"....A bit."

"She tried to have sex with me!"

"Oh." At that, Mikhail wasn't as amused as he was a few moments before.

"It was a date, you idiot. A date. Those tend to end with fucking."

"Not at your age."

"Yeah! They do! Don't you remember being my age? Not to mention your cousin Stasja's a slut."

"Hm. That doesn't surprise me, considering her mother."

"She was in my pants the moment we got to this isolated field. It was horrifying. Fuck you for not helping me."

"What did you do?"

"I stopped her. Very, very awkwardly. And informed her I'm not really into girls. That's what I did. And then she hit me. And made me take her home."

"Aunt Tosha is going to have a fit!" Mikhail laughed.

"I'm glad you find this funny, Mikhail," Levi ground out between clenched teeth. "I'm fucking glad that you can find the amusement in my humiliation and embarrassment. Not to mention, your family's going to find out that I'm far from straight. Is that going to be a good thing for you too?"

"Heh, I'm not terribly worried."

"Fuck you!"

"Hey, hey, now. Hush up. Everyone's asleep."

"You know, I could've fucked her. I almost wanted to, cos a fuck's a fuck right? It should be. And I should've done it. But I didn't, because of you. You know that?"

"Because of me? What about me?"

"I thought we.... had a thing, Mikhail. You fucking idiot."

"Of course we 'have a thing.' Is that why you didn't fuck her?"

"Yes. I didn't want her. She was all soft, and curves, and.... girly."

"That's not what you wanted? What do you want, then?"

"I hate you, you know that? I hate you. I wanted you, you horrible bastard. I wanted your hands and your mouth on me, and your muscles and your arms, and your cock, and--"

"And this?" Mikhail asked, standing up and moving forward, pressing him to the wall and kissing him hard.

"Yes!" Levi almost-yelled, "I wanted you, you stupid bastard!"

"Quiet!" Mikhail kissed him again, hands running under and up Levi's shirt, tugging it up over his arms, tossing it carelessly to the floor. He kissed the boy's neck and felt all over his chest and down his stomach, down toward the hem of his jeans, around his waist, to the button and down the fly. Mikhail got to his knees as he pulled Levi's Levis down, and teased the boy's dick with his tongue. Mikhail was never really a fan of.... performing this act, but he felt he owed the kid, at least a little bit. He wrapped his lips around the head and bobbed up and down, trying to get back on Levi's good side. "Come here," he stood and lured the boy toward the bed, leaning down to almost kiss him, but stepping back before their lips actually touched. "Come on, come here."

"Mishka...." Levi warned gently. "Mishka, be nice. Please."

"I am being nice." Mikhail pulled his own shirt over off over his head, and pulled his pyjama pants down. "Turn around, my love."

Levi nearly whined, waiting for Mikhail to fish out a condom and lubricant from the bedside table drawer, and could hardly keep his voice down when he felt Mikhail pushing up against him.


"I'm trying, dammit! Ahh!"

"I said shut up, Lee," Mikhail hissed, clamping his hand over Levi's mouth as he worked his way into him.

"Mrrm-mmm-hhmmm!" Was Levi's response, pushing back against the body behind him.

They did this for several minutes, fucking, and muffling noises. "Mhhrrrmm!" Levi's hand reached down to his cock, but Mikhail just beat him there, jerking him off to completion, hand still firmly pressed against his mouth, coming soon after, biting against the boy's shoulder, trying not to make too much noise himself.

"Was this what you wanted?"


"I'm glad you came back to me, Levechka," Mikhail told Levi after they'd cleaned up and got comfortable under the sheets, arms wrapping tight around him from behind.

Levi seemed to have forgotten his previous frustrations, settling happily for the night. "Yeah," he yawned. "Me too."